Jake E.'s definitions

pizza face

For someone to be a pizza face, there face must be so covered in greece and acne, that it is mistakable for a pizza.

Ryan: yo man mike is such a pizza face hes never gonna talk to a girl for the rest of his life
TJ: yea i know what a cocksucking douche bag, unless he gets rid of that pizza face he aint gonna have any friends left
Mike: Durrrr im the next hugh heghner. i already rented dancing midgets for my cage. you wana video tape my cat on your dog?

by Jake E. September 1, 2006