Jake Beaudry 69's definitions
Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:
Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly
Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing
It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly
Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing
It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’
Or
Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle
Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
Or
Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle
Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
by Jake Beaudry 69 June 30, 2025
Get the Glonkmug.