Definitions by Jai the almighty

Muffin top 

A word used to described Fat People Who are desperately trying to escape from Themselves but decide to wear jeans while running. MUFFIN TOP

Lachie connor : The fattest known mammal to live on this planet of ours, he weighs 70 kg for a child with the intelligence of a grade 5. His flab tumbles like a tsunami if you slap it right. Muffin top

Muffin top by Jai the almighty November 1, 2012