Jah Rock's definitions

Freedom Fat

Freedom Fat refers to the extra pounds that many Americans wear. It's their right to be unhealthy and if you criticize their choices, you must 'hate their freedom.'

Does all this Freedom Fat make my confederate flag look small?

by Jah Rock September 4, 2015

moo shu

this is another term for pussy. it comes from the food moo shu pork, which tastes very good. hence, the name moo shu for pussy.

man, i'm trying to get some moo shut tonight!

by jah rock January 18, 2006

gaspgasm

A gaspgasm is the overwhelming breathlessness that results from a fanboy coming into contact with the proverbial 'holy grail' of their pet subculture.s

Opie suffered a crippling gaspgasm while attending ComicCon when he met his favorite Dr. Who.

by Jah Rock December 4, 2013