gymbecile

Today, I created a new word:

"gymbecile"

A gymbecile is someone who, at the gym, uses weight equipment for extended periods of time, because they are playing with, or talking on, their phone. Another usage: a person who says they have one more set on the machine you are about to sit in, even though they are on a totally differentiate machine. Thirdly, any gym goer who attempts to touch another gym goer trying to "help" with form. And lastly, the plural form, gymbeciles are any group of males who think you can't hear their lewd comments.
The chick is a total gymbecile, playing her candy crush while sitting on the leg press for 20 minutes.
That gymbecile is gonna get a mouth full of metal if he doesn't back off. I know how to do tricep extensions.
by Jaganika June 26, 2015
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