Jaetel the G's definitions

Maskfished

When you see someone in public wearing a mask during COVID-19 and you think they're hot but when they take their mask off they’re hideous.

Jaetel: Yeah I was at work and this girl looked soooo fireeee!

Bob: Oh shiiii really?

Jaetel: yeah but when she took her mask off for a second she looked absolutely atrocious!

Bob: Ahhhh dudeee you totally got maskfished!

by Jaetel the G June 2, 2020

Backfished

When you see a shorty from behind and you think she’s valid but when she turns around she look like sherk.

Jaetel: Damnnn Cam look at the shorty over there

Cam: Damnnn shorty’s valid

*shorty turns around and smiles at Jaetel*

Jaetel: UGHHH MY EYES

Cam: Ewww shorty looks like Sherk

Jaetel: Damn bro we just got backfished

by Jaetel the G September 17, 2018

Punched

When you smoke a fuck ton of weed and you’re beyond high.

BRO I JUST RIPPED THE FASTEST BOWL AND I FUCKING PUNCHED RN

by Jaetel the G February 18, 2019