140 definition by Jacques Asse

Manscara is what men put on their eyelashes to make the look fuller, usually these are faggoty-ass metro Emo dudes with extremely small dicks.
Phred wears a lot of manscara.
by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

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A chucker is a chimp fucker, someone who ass-rapes chimpanzees.
Doug finally went round the bend, and gave in to his inner urges to be a chimp-fucking chucker.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

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An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.
OMG.....I lost even more socks in the Uma....Thurman, not stirred.
by Jacques Asse May 05, 2009

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A conspicuous black male, with no visible lips or hair, who wears pants around his knees, backwards, backwards baseball caps, and North Carolina or Michigan basketball jerseys, reeking of fake cologne.
Bodean was a complete thugger and dressed the part.
by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009

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A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.
The tanning salon attendant found that Sheila had punted while tanning.
by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

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new boobs
Christa liked showing off her shiny little noobs.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

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A cunt that deserves to be slammed and beaten.
Woman is a vicious cunt who should be eradicated.
by Jacques Asse July 01, 2009

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