Definitions by Jacob The Just

Life 

Something like a box of chocolate.

"I think I'm going to get her Life for Valentine's day."

Life by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005

Spontaneous Human Combustion 

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.

"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"

Spontaneous Human Combustion by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005