Definitions by Jacob Sisson

Off The Grid 

The term for a person who is not on a social networking site; i.e. myspace, facebook, friendster, livejournal

"Hey, link me to the myspace of that girl you hooked up wtih."
"I can't. She's off the grid."

Off The Grid by Jacob Sisson August 19, 2006

highlighter abuser 

Term for a student who tends to highlight almost every part of an academic text he/she is reading, thus defeating the purpose of highlighting in the first place. Typically people who are attentive students but can't grasp the actual significance of what they're reading.

Tim was ashamed to find Janie had indiscriminately highlighted virtually every sentence in her packet about Kafka. It all made so much sense now. She was a highlighter abuser.

highlighter abuser by Jacob Sisson August 19, 2006

Internetiquette

The manners that you display in online conversation.

Janie was impressed with Tim's Internetiquette when he asked her to marry him over instant messenger.

Internetiquette phrases include but are not limited to: lol, wtf, rofl, brb, lmao, etc...

Internetiquette by Jacob Sisson January 30, 2006