Definitions by Jackson Elms

Whacking Hour

Anytime you know for certain that you will be home alone and can whack off without fear of being discovered.

My roommate hits the gym on the way home from work every Wednesday. The Whacking Hour begins as soon as I grab my laptop and some lube.

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A loud fart is heard when you think you are alone in a restroom.

I thought the restroom was empty, then a mystery pooper announced his presence with a huge, vibrating fart from the stalls.

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