Jackette55's definitions
1. A person who embodies and defines what it means to be the epitome of a fucking dumb fuck, multiplied by 2. An extreme variation of dumb fuck. Usually such people are so stupid they can piss anyone off like a fire hose aimed at a fly.
2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.
Plural:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers
Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker
2. A person who is dumb enough to have sex, (especially in a threesome including two guys, or rather two dicks hence the term "double-dick") with people who they know have more STDs than a town brothel... so many STDs in fact that they got rejected by all the pimps in town when applied for jobs as hookers.
Plural:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucks
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fuckers
Other variations:
1. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking
2. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucker
3. Double-Dick-Dumb-Fucking-Fucker
1. "Urrrgggggh!!!! I don't get how that double-dick-dumb-fuck doesn't understand that $5 is the same as $4.99"
2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"
3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"
4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"
5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"
Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"
Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"
2. "Those Starbucksters are a bunch of double-dick-dumb fucks"
3. "Go back to kindergarten you 40 year old, double-dick-dumb-fucker!!"
4. "Yeah, that was a double-dick-dumb-fucking idea to go to that orgy in Harlem last night... now I know I have STDs"
5. Bob: "Where were you last night Jim?"
Jim: "Participating in a double-dick-dumb-fuck with John and Jezabell who both have obvious genital warts"
Bob: "YOU DOUBLE-DICK-DUMB-FUCKING-FUCKER!!! Now YOU have them. Didn't you have sex ed at your school? you shit brained double-dick-dumb-fucking drop out"
by Jackette55 November 30, 2009
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This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).
Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.
HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:
You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.
If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
EXAMPLE 1:
MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!
BILLY: YouTube news.
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EXAMPLE 2:
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EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
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EXAMPLE 4:
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BILLY: YouTube news.
MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.
BILLY: Yeah, I know.
EXAMPLE 2:
JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.
BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.
EXAMPLE 3:
MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.
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MARK: Damn YouTube news.
EXAMPLE 4:
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by jackette55 July 23, 2011
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