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Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.

Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!

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When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.

Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?

Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.

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