Jack Wenlock's definitions

ZOB!

Stands for 'Zebra On Bridge.'
A technical term used for warnings when a Zebra is approaching, crossing, or having a shit on the bridge.

Abi: "OH LOOK, WATCH OUT ZOB!"
Jack: "Oh, you saved my life there, Abi. I could of died!"

by Jack Wenlock June 13, 2008