Jack Prot's definitions

Lisi Handshake

When a woman does not want to have sex, so instead she gives a half-assed handjob so the guy will back off.

Bob: Hey John, how’re things going?

John: Not great...I haven’t laid pipe in months! This dry-spell sucks! I’d even settle for a Lisi Handshake at this point!!

by Jack Prot December 4, 2018