3 definitions by Jack Offa

Slutbrush

Figurative term used to describe a female who gets the d she wants but also gets shamed for it by enyers as being a slut for it.

"No one wants to be painted with the slutbrush." my friend says when he explains how girls want srx just as much as guys but dont want to come off as sluts.

by Jack Offa March 23, 2017

Hailing frequency

(Also: "Open a hailing frequency" or Hailing a freq.) Something a guy can say in ear-shot of a hot chick he finds it hard to talk to.

"Her shields are up Captain."
"Open a hailing frequency!"

by Jack Offa September 5, 2010

Bulge check

1. When a female looks at a male's genital area in their process of sizing him up. (As if a man's flaccid penis is any indication of size!); 2. The habitual grabbing of one's balls through their pants as if to check if they still have them, or to show off size to females. (an ironically unattractive action); 3. When a real man adjusts himself because...he has to. (What?)

First guy: "Bulge check! Dude, can she make it any more obvious?"

Second guy: "Yeah. Is she a slut? She acts like we men don't see them checking us out."

First guy: "Ladies, I'm up here."

by Jack Offa September 5, 2010