Definitions by Jack Johnson lover

whitmoyer 

a god among men. the sexiest man alive. even better at life than the great jack Johnson. Basically whitmoyer is a name used to describe the coolest person ever to live on earth.

1.I wish i was whitmoyer.
2.That dude is so whitmoyer.
3. Jack Johnson is definitely a whitmoyer.

whitmoyer by Jack Johnson lover January 11, 2009