12 definitions by Jack B. Nimble

rub one off

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion

1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."

by Jack B. Nimble December 17, 2002

ass raiding commando

1)n. a homosexual male
2)n. one who raids the ass of another
3)n. a military professional whom has sexual anal intercourse
4)n. a group of radicals who invaded the asyrian ancient land to drive out archaeologists who were believed to be practicing unsound doctorine in the sacred land in 1956

1) "That ass raiding commando hit on me."
2) "Our new gerbil is an ass raiding commando!"
3) "I heard the new Captain is an ass raiding commando."

by Jack B. Nimble December 17, 2002

hellacious

1) referring to an article of hell
3) possessing outrageous qualities

1) This demon wing is hellacious.
2) What a hellacious day!

by Jack B. Nimble December 17, 2002

Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim and reach around, i.e. and r 'n' r amongst the cognoscenti.

sally the dwarf's arms were to short to give the fat guy a rusty trombone.

by Jack B. Nimble August 31, 2003

vrehlmpop

1) a noise or audible expression made by the removal of a penis from a vagina

1) Man, I was doing it, I pulled out and it made a vrehlmpop.

by Jack B. Nimble December 17, 2002