Jack B. Nimble's definitions

jerkumfizz

1) a substance made from the repetitive masturbating of one's genitals/genitalia
2) sperm

1) I got jerkumfizz on mom's couch, she's gonna kill me!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim and reach around, i.e. and r 'n' r amongst the cognoscenti.

sally the dwarf's arms were to short to give the fat guy a rusty trombone.

by jack b. nimble August 31, 2003

vrehlmpop

1) a noise or audible expression made by the removal of a penis from a vagina

1) Man, I was doing it, I pulled out and it made a vrehlmpop.

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

a'ight

1)adv. an act of agreement; alright
2)adj. statement of one's status as being alright

1) "A'ight fool, I'll be there."
2) "Damn, I'm a'ight."

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002