Martin

n. A man with a penis that is significantly wider than it is longer IE a chode.

That guys penis is so short, its a martin!

by Jack Avery December 25, 2007

Jack Avery

Jack avery is the loml. If you hate him, or why don’t we, i will fucking kill you.

“Jack avery is the cutest person ever 😍”

by jack avery April 27, 2020

noob out

when someone does something completely lame, or are in other words a noob, and so much of a noob, that you noob out.

when zander is himself and stays home by himself on a friday night, and effectiveley noob out

by jack avery February 20, 2008