2 definitions by JUGGERNAUT LOL
The team that had that really tall guy. Decided to change their name to the Wizards for some retarded ass reason (prolly because black people in Washington like shoot bullets at each other) Their decline soon followed after the name change. They went so low they decided to sign Michael Jordan because they sucked so much balls. Then, they sucked even more balls. Now, they suck more balls then ever. You can find them as the team at the very bottom of the standings.
"Hey, did you see the Washington Wizards game yesterday?"
"They're called the Washington Bullets, fucktard."
"They're called the Washington Bullets, fucktard."
by JUGGERNAUT LOL January 27, 2009
A person that dedicates their life to the NFL draft and its goings-on. They spend most of the day in either the basement of their homes or locked in their rooms looking up draft prospects and masturbating in between.
"Man, the periodic moaning coming from your brothers room is really getting annoying."
"I know. He's a total draftnik."
"I know. He's a total draftnik."
by JUGGERNAUT LOL January 28, 2009