A person whose deepest desires, wildest dreams, and borderline kinks all revolve around JUCSU—the student union of Jahangirnagar University. They don’t crave human touch, they crave power. Their idea of foreplay? Posting a 17-paragraph Facebook status about student politics. Dirty talk? Quoting the JUCSU constitution line by line. They don’t get butterflies from crushes—they get them from the thought of winning the next election.
She said she wanted someone passionate—I didn't know that meant JUCSUsexual. We were cuddling and he moaned 'General Secretary...'"
by JUCSU Meme Posting May 10, 2025