JP L.'s definitions

Ovaried

Past tense of ovary (verb). Transitive verb. When an individual acts in such a clearly illogical manner that a hormonal imbalance (i.e., lots of estrogen) is the obvious motivator. But don’t say that. Most likely to be utilized by females, though an occasional male has been called on it, too. Very embarrassing

Man, I can’t believe that chick ovaried me like that. Let's firebomb her house.

by JP L. August 5, 2007