JOEISANEEKSUHAIBNOCOLLEGE's definitions
A British lad who swears he’s straight out the hood, but the only gang he’s in is the group chat. Man walks around saying “small man ting” like it’s a lifestyle choice. Speaks in full London slang even when ordering McDonald’s — “Oi bruv, lemme get dat McFlurry ting, yeah?” Also he's a delusional ass united fan thinking they gon win shi. The only thing they winning is a trip to EFL. Big man also says "You Flippin Twit"
How do you identify a suhaib?
1- Says shut the fuck up
2. U cant understand anyth he says unless ur used to it
3. He's big man
1- Says shut the fuck up
2. U cant understand anyth he says unless ur used to it
3. He's big man
by JOEISANEEKSUHAIBNOCOLLEGE October 19, 2025
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