JMKinMich's definitions

OTFP

On the fucking point. It isn't just on point, it's on THE FUCKING point...the emphasis on "the" means there is only one way in this context to be on point and the emphasis on the fucking means it's really, really on point but we abbreviate it in case Gramma reads the text.

Courtney: OMG, did you ever see Barry Gibb's hair?
Jake: Are you kidding me?!? His hair was always OTFP.

by JMKinMich October 16, 2019

four five

Forty Five caliber pistol, generally the largest caliber (and therefore potentially the most deadly) available in the US.

Man, you hear Fitty Cent got shot 9 times with a four five? He lucky he still walkin!

by JMKinMich March 10, 2008