1 definition by JK Living
A larger loveable creature native to the Northwest United States. Often found doing what a Woolleybear does.
Also known to have its own theme song: Woolleybear, Woolleybear, does whatever a Woolleybear does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't he's a Woolleybear.
Also known to have its own theme song: Woolleybear, Woolleybear, does whatever a Woolleybear does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't he's a Woolleybear.
Marty: What the F*ck was that Trent? I think you hit a mammoth or something!
Trent: Don't worry Marty, it was just a Woolleybear. It'll be fine. They're pretty badass.
Marty: Wow I can't believe I actually saw a Woolleybear.
Trent: Yeah it doesn't happen very often, Woolleybears are a lot like Bigfoot but they don't smell as bad.
Trent: Don't worry Marty, it was just a Woolleybear. It'll be fine. They're pretty badass.
Marty: Wow I can't believe I actually saw a Woolleybear.
Trent: Yeah it doesn't happen very often, Woolleybears are a lot like Bigfoot but they don't smell as bad.
by JK Living May 3, 2009