1 definition by JJ Jenkins
A white water goocher is some one who nutz and pisses in a mans ass then slurps the runoff from the mans gooch. The "White Water" effect comes from the way the mixture looks flowing through dingleberries giving the illusion of rapids
Last night my next door neighbors were making a lot of slurping noises, they had to be white water goochers
by JJ Jenkins May 9, 2006