JEss's definitions

shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 11, 2005

foom

elissa, cool, a nice sound.

fiona apple is coming out with a new album. foom!

by jess October 24, 2004

ham

A glorious meat. The meat with the most humor value. It also tastes the best on pizza.

"Mmm, I sure could go for some ham right now."

by Jess April 25, 2004