2 definitions by JCanada

When your significant other prevents you from playing hockey.
Hey Kyle, are you playing hockey tonight?
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.
by JCanada February 14, 2018
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Characteristics: loves their bicycle, has a pair of converse all stars, does yoga, owns neck scarves, stoked on thrifted vintage, spends extortionate amounts of money at mountain equipment co-op, if they have a car its got great gas mileage, crazy for anything organic, possibly vegetarian, also commonly internet addicted, owns birkenstocks, is in or has gone through a hemp wearing stage

Ideology: the neo-hippie is concerned with efficiency, trendiness, and (most often, just the appearance of) being socially and politically aware

Criticisms: Neo-hippies are criticized for believing that they are original or somehow non-conformists
Savana: I'm a non-conformist! *wearing scarves from recent trip to thailand, riding vintage bicycle with custom parts, organic lunch in mec backpack*

Onlooker: Yeah, you and all your friends. What a neo-hippie.
by JCanada March 13, 2008
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