Russian Bulldyke

A large, muscular lesbian with an excessive, over-the-top lesbian haircut. She'll beat your ass then steal your girl. Her preferred drink is a vodka tonic with a splash of cran. She brings her "friend" Debbie to Thanksgiving every year. She's well-known to explode at the tiniest sign of an inconvenience.
Hey Betty, I'm sorry I spilled your drink. Some Russian Bulldyke pushed me over after I looked in the direction of her girlfriend.
by JAZ AMP September 03, 2016
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Peanut Butter Rim Job

A sexual act in which a person gently spreads their favorite brand of peanut butter in and around their anus then lets their pet lick it clean.
The country's recent political movements have caused quite an uproar to lower income families in the midwest. However, nothing cheers up a poor redneck like a peanut butter rim job from a loving, confidential family pet.
by JAZ AMP November 03, 2011
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