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Corvette

A cougar past her prime. She looked great in the 70's but now she's got rust under the hood, needs constant lubrication and usually requires a fresh coat of touch-up paint before its worthy of the street. Usually seen being driven by a scumbag.
Classic corvettes include Cher, Stevie Nicks, Farrah Fawcett, Suzanne Somers, Bo Derek, Shannon Tweed and all former stars of Charlie's Angels.
by J.R. Veinladen September 14, 2011
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