Definitions by J.J.J. Smith III Esq.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith 

His name is my name ,too.

Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. August 25, 2008

Beaver Dam 

Something to say when you shouldn't outright say "damn". No, It isn't a feminine cock block you silly morons.

Person1: "Aww beaver dam, I spilled liquid nitrogen all over my new pants!"

Person2: "Well, shucks, isn't that just a shame!"

Both: Hahaha!

Beaver Dam by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. August 25, 2008