1 definition by J. Mac.

goon

1. A thug
2. An ice hockey player with no useful skills other than to try and kill people. Typically a horrible puck handler and skater.
3. An ugly (either aesthetically or personality wise) guy who is with a much hotter girl that he doesn't deserve.

3. "Hey, check out that girl. Why the hell is she with that goon??"
"Must be her retarded brother."

by J. Mac. September 5, 2007