Definitions by J. Lyons
gotard
Alternate spelling: go-tard
An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
An extremely energetic and foolhardy person always looking for attention and adventure by pulling some ridiculous stunt. Usually they will be drunk, but not always. Highly suggestable.
A person who has a lot of "get up and go," but only for retarded, dangerous actions.
You: I don't think you should fight that guy. He's twice your size and has a "Marines" tatoo. And he's talking to a cop, like, right now.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.
Gotard: I'm doing it! Float like a butterfly, sting...uhh, how does the rest of that go?
You: Don't you need a parachute for this?
Gotard: No, just watch. It'll be awesome.