J. Finklestein's definitions

bean tart

a mole on the back of one's neck. may look like chocolate but don't be fooled.

fucking bean tart!

by J. Finklestein April 3, 2009

italian ice

one that is secretly emo and a manwhore by nature; narcississtic at best, and sounds as though constipated while singing

jesus christ he's such an italian ice.
let's shoot him
my ears! they bleed!

by J. Finklestein April 3, 2009