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Altoona
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The sweetest
city
in
existence
. It's got the only Super Sheetz in the
world
, and some trains. There's a mall, too.
I
hear
that when you
die
, if you've lived a
holy
life, you ascend into Altoona, PA.
Altoona
by
J-Rike
May 15, 2007
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