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(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.
Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?
Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.
Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.
by J n' U June 8, 2011
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