Definitions by J Thomson

Garand Dick

When you get you cock stuck in the zipper in your hoodie and or jeans

Guy 1: "hey bro can you help i just Garand Dicked myself"
Guy2 :"No problem bro come here"

Garand Dick by J Thomson December 18, 2021

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When your dick gets caught in the zipper of your jeans or hoodie

Hey dude can you help me I got Garand Dick

Garand Dick by J Thomson November 20, 2021

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