2 definition by Ivy Oh

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Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!
He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.
by Ivy Oh August 07, 2003

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Idiots who support lower league football trash from Grimsby in England.
Another easy win today. We're playing Grimsby Town. They like to think of themseles as Pontoonites but I know they're just crap.
by Ivy Oh August 07, 2003

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