3 definitions by IvaBoughtaDePump

einv

These letters are an abbreviation for Email is not valid.

Iva received a message recently saying einv. It took a fecking long time to sort the matter.
Iva's good friend Stais had to stand down as every combination tried whilst he was in situ
failed to work. Eventually Stias solda the the pumpa to mea Iva.

by IvaBoughtaDePump September 14, 2005

RIAA

Ada Fuck. Dis one isa gooda one - Rigid in Aunt Annie - it means copulating

Stias here to give the example - Again the sexspecialist and myself were having a good auld fuck. Just as she is about to come off with a really big O she whispers softly in my ear
" Stias, I just love it when you are RIAA "

by IvaBoughtaDePump September 14, 2005

PUMP

A machina ata da filling station where onea canna buy da diesel orda petrol

Ida (That is Iva's Mrs. You may reada mora aboutera L8ta) stopped at da pump forda diesel.

by IvaBoughtaDePump September 14, 2005