The Act of marinading oneself in a bath tub of marmite with the purpose of blackening oneself up in anticipation of a night out with the opposite sex who are attracted by a being with darker skin.
Jim - Hey bob you out tonight?
Bob - Nah boss, I'm going out tomorrow with Kelsey and the gang...!
Jim - You'll never pull them!
Bob - Yeah I've contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.
Jim - Worth a go...
Bob - Nah boss, I'm going out tomorrow with Kelsey and the gang...!
Jim - You'll never pull them!
Bob - Yeah I've contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.
Jim - Worth a go...
by Its tricky April 27, 2011
Largely based on a conglomeration of homicide and osmosis - The act of murdering a human with salt crystalls inserted into human orifice(s) to catalyse an osmotic gradient that drains water from within victim; rendering the victim deceased by dehydration.
Police man 1 - Ok, what we got here?
Police man 2 - Its horrific, I've never seen this before boss. Come and take a look.
(Police man 1 and 2 walk into room )
Police man 1 - Holy Shit... We got ourselves a Hosmocide
Police man 2 - Its horrific, I've never seen this before boss. Come and take a look.
(Police man 1 and 2 walk into room )
Police man 1 - Holy Shit... We got ourselves a Hosmocide
by Its tricky April 26, 2011