Definitions by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick

straight hail 

When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.

Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?

Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail

straight hail by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018