Definitions by Its Gotten Old

Vicarious Pimp Agent 

Someone who prostitutes friends and/or relatives in order to leach joy from their impending success in a given "field".

You need to go practice your throwing today Mr. All-Star quarterback. College offers don't come easy

Son: Dad, stop being a vicarious pimp agent. Let me do it on my own.

Vicarious Pimp Agent by Its Gotten Old October 6, 2012