Definitions by Itchen Lingo

Phonepire 

Someone (often a teen) who stays up until the small hours of the morning on their phone and who sleeps excessively during the day to compensate. Unlike a vampire who sucks blood, these phonepires suck Wi-fi and data usage. Sometimes spelled fonepire.

“Have you seen James this morning?”

“No he’s a phonepire!”

Phonepire by Itchen Lingo December 24, 2019