Definitions by It’s a Dingus

gnomesexual

A sexual attraction to the gnome by the name of Gnome Chompski.

Guy 1: "Hey Gnome Chompski, you sexy bitch."
Guy 2: "Oh you must be gnomesexual, my friend."

gnomesexual by It’s a Dingus December 6, 2020

erlenmeyer flask 

A piece of common lab equipment.

Teacher: "Ben, please fetch me the Erlenmeyer flask."
Ben: "What?"
Teacher: "The Eeeeerrrrrrrlenmeeeyyyeeerrrr flaaaaask."

erlenmeyer flask by It’s a Dingus December 6, 2020

Mushroomsexual 

A sexual attraction towards mushrooms.

Guy 1: “Oh that mushroom is so cute!”

Guy 2: “He’s mushroomsexual.”

Mushroomsexual by It’s a Dingus January 2, 2020