Tom was on patrol, a lowly tech walks across his area he sends his attack dog in to absolutely fucking destroy him! Fuck Tom what a bowman!
by It's true ask your mum June 20, 2019
An event that is simple in nature but is fucked up catastrophically, completely and utterly unfathomable.
Tom was washing lettuce for his dinner and somehow managed to burn the house down, Fuck Tom what a Hilliard.
by It's true ask your mum June 19, 2019