1 definition by It Ended at Eclipse
The combination of Edward and Bella on a Honeymoon after Rough sex (even though the author said vampires were sterile?) Bella came up with this SUPER CREATIVE name (*sarcasm*) from combining the names Renee+Esmee. The Demon baby started to kill Bella from the inside out as she refused to get an abortion because she is stupid, She starts looking like an anorexic heroin addict. They cut bella open, Take out the demon pizza baby and bella dies. The Werewolf (Bella's ex-Boyfriend-ish) sees the demon and falls in love (pedo) After a couple days of being dead Bella wakes up as a vampire.
It ended at Eclipse.
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Edward: Get an abortion Bella!
Bella: No! I'm strong.
Edward: You're gonna die
Bella: Its just a Baby!
Edward: A FUCKING BABY THAT IS KILLING YOU!
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Bella: So Guys I thought of some names! okay so If its a boy, EJ or Edward Jacob and If its a Girl Renesmee Because its Renee+Esmee!
Everyone: -Facepalm-
Edward: Uh... Those are great names Bella! ha.. ha
Bella: -dies-
Jacob: fuck ima kill that son of a bitch demon
Edward: Shes. So. Fucking. Stupid.
Jacob: AHH THAT BABY IS SEXY! IM IN LOVEEEE!
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Edward: Get an abortion Bella!
Bella: No! I'm strong.
Edward: You're gonna die
Bella: Its just a Baby!
Edward: A FUCKING BABY THAT IS KILLING YOU!
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Bella: So Guys I thought of some names! okay so If its a boy, EJ or Edward Jacob and If its a Girl Renesmee Because its Renee+Esmee!
Everyone: -Facepalm-
Edward: Uh... Those are great names Bella! ha.. ha
Bella: -dies-
Jacob: fuck ima kill that son of a bitch demon
Edward: Shes. So. Fucking. Stupid.
Jacob: AHH THAT BABY IS SEXY! IM IN LOVEEEE!
by It Ended at Eclipse December 11, 2011