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Matson
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Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the
military
and then
bombs the crap outta
everything
in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories
Man
,
this guy
is
such a
Matson!
by
Iscol Eddoc Enairon
April 25, 2009
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