Ewan

Fat stupid and ugly unwanted soul brought from hell as saiten himself couldn’t stand him

OMG Charlie is such a ewan!

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019

Ewan

A fat ugly weirdo that has no friends and eats his mums poo and dads corps

Oh My God Ewan is such a EWAN!

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019

Ewan fielding

A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners

Boy1: OMG it’s EWAN FIELDING *run*

Boy2: aaaaahhhhhhhhh

Boy3: hell meeeeeee!!!

Boy4: *eaten*

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019