Boner McGregor

When you get an erection while trash-talking some one to their face.

Yo is that Eddie across the street jaw-jacking that other dude right up in his grill?

Sho is, and he got a Boner McGregor. That's straight gangsta!

by Irwin R. Scheister Jr. August 26, 2017

jewish gymnastics

Using the gift of gab to avoid paying a bill.

Isaac used jewish gymnastics to avoid paying for dinner.

by Irwin R. Scheister Jr. December 15, 2015