Definitions by Insidivs

condomize 

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

condomize by Insidivs February 21, 2010

going off-menu 

choosing an option that wasn't presented, whether that be on an actual menu or in other phases of life

I'm tired of this same old food. I'm going off-menu with this one. I want a Big Mac, but with only BBQ sauce, Onions, Lettuce and cheese.

Known versions of going off-menu include, but are not limited to: the McChurger & the McOctogon

going off-menu by Insidivs February 2, 2010

OoFB 

Off of FaceBook. Meaning the communication or interaction will occur via another communication channel, i.e. old-fashioned phone calls or text messaging

Me: What are you doing tonight?

Her: Msg me OoFB.

OoFB by Insidivs December 8, 2009

LOLAY

Laugh Out Loud At You. Derisive derivative of LOL. Mainly used in chats/emails/texts. May also be seen as LOL@Y LOL@U

John Customer: Your internet service is slow!
Tech support: What version of Windows is on your computer?
John Customer: Windows 98
Tech support: LOLAY

LOLAY by Insidivs July 26, 2009