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Paradox 

Something too damn complicated to explain and therefore irrelevant, especially when someone uses it all the time without actually knowing what it means.

Gina: Did you see the dog jump in front of the truck?

Annoying Guy 1: I know, it's such a paradox.

Gina- Rolls eyes

Paradox by Insert Clever Name Here January 23, 2013